Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I'll get to them individually soon.
My 21st was quite the experience. Lesson learned here is to NOT LISTEN TO ANYBODY WHO ENCOURAGES YOU TO DRINK MORE WOW AND DON'T YOU DARE COUNT ON NOT REMEMBERING THINGS CAUSE I REMEMBER FORCING MYSELF THROUGH ALL THE HAZE TO THE BATHROOM AND BLACKING OUT WITH MY FACE IN THE SINK SEVERAL TIMES WOW AND LIKE ALL THE DRY HEAVING AND I REMEMBER CURLING UP ON THE FLOOR MAT OF THE BATHROOM CAUSE THAT WAS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN STANDING AND VOMITING. I also remember washing the sink cause I was all wow this is gross I don't want the tenant to have to deal with this. But then the smell of the soap made me want to throw up more. I basically drank what people are telling me would be equivalent to about 12 shots of vodka so yeah.
My family kind of had to pick me up the next morning and take care of me because I got super dehydrated and I ended up worrying pretty much all my friends. So sorry.
Anyways, yeah. Everything's fun until you feel like you're dying.